AISubs v3.7
Oh no, it's white.
- It's so white today. - Yeah, it's white.
- For those of you wearing white clothes... - It's starting.
- Black history may exist. - It's really white.
No, white people like me don't have black history.
Well, you may not have made black history in reality.
I think you've become famous to some extent and are careful about your actions.
But isn't there a possibility that you've made black history on the internet?
- No, it's just a woman's dream. - Hey, hey!
- I'm just saying. - I'm just saying.
Isn't it fine for you to laugh like this now?
It's not black history or anything like that.
- "Erocase, erocase" happens from time to time. - What is it?
I was just talking about simulators.
And you're just saying "erocase" now...
It's like you're actually talking to the viewers.
- It's like you're saying "let's kiss each other." - No, we're not doing that.
- That's what you said. - Yeah, we met like that recently.
- Oh yeah, there were people who did it. - Yeah.
- Then... - There are people who do it.
- Then let's do it. - Hahaha!
- I'm grateful for you. - Hahaha!
- I'm grateful for you. - Everyone, tweets...
I think you've been tweeting a lot lately,
but like you just did, 5 or 6 years ago,
do you have confidence that you did it properly?
- Well... - I didn't think it was wrong at the time when I posted it.
- Yeah, that's true, but... - It's about age.
- When you were 21 or 22, you had a bit of that, right? - Yeah.
- You had an account from the start. - Yeah.
- It was pretty popular. - You're different now than you were 10 years ago.
- Yeah. - Sometimes...
Why did you get that "like" notification at that timing?
- Hahaha! - There's that.
- It's important. - Yeah, there is.
- When you get that "like" notification... - Yeah.
- "Me?" - Hahaha!
- "Me with this sentence?" - There are times like that.
- "Don't make me do it." - Yeah.
- While looking back on the past,
we decided to make this video so that you don't get tired of it
by evaluating it as your own story!
- We did! - We did!
- We looked up your tweets with all our might.
- Plus, you guys' lip-sync videos come up, too. - Yeah!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
- I'm doing this because I don't want to watch it. - I'm sorry about your lip-sync video, Mr. Marthus.
- We did a video called "755" a while back. - "Talking with fans" - Yeah.
- We did a video called "Tetsuya is really rich" too. - Is it really me who's in a pinch, or is it just me who thinks I'm rich?
- You're so mean! - Other people can watch it, right? - Can you still watch it? - Of course!
- If you can watch it, say it! - I don't want it that much!
- But you can watch it, right? - Please post it!
- We searched for it for a while, but it's too detailed for you guys. It's not gross. - Oh!
- Then you can rest assured! - So we're going to make this video boring. - Huh? - Huh?
- While you guys were wondering if you remembered it or not, we had fun talking and made it into a simple quiz. - Oh, okay.
- So please relax and enjoy it. - Let's talk about it! - Okay.
[Quiz]
- The first one is "Who tweeted this?" quiz. - Tetsuya-kun suggested this idea for us. - Yeah.
- "You don't remember this, do you?" we hesitated, but it's too easy for you guys to understand! - Yeah.
- We can't make a quiz like this! - Let's move on to the first question! - Okay!
- The first question is this! - Huh? - "It's been 16 years."
"It's raining, Naepo-yo," "chomeriba," "take care of the car," "b," "it's me!"
- I know! I know! - This is... - How do you feel about it?
- I don't remember tweeting it, but if one of us tweeted it, it'd be me. - Yeah.
- How many of you tweeted it? - Six of us. - Oh, six of you.
- Six of us and five of you tweeted it. - Oh, yeah.
- I might use "naepo-yo" or something like that. - Yeah, you might.
- I don't know if I can use "chomeriba" or "it's me." - Who are you saying it to? "Take care of the car," "b," "it's me!"
- I'm sure some of you are going to say "it's me!" and bring it up in an erotic way. - No way!
- What do you mean, "bring it up in an erotic way"? - I think it's "chomeriba."
- Is "chomeriba" correct? - Yes. - Okay, the answer is...
- "naepo-yo"! - Oh!
"How many years ago was it?" "2016"... "Eight years ago"!
- Actually, "chomeriba" is also related to "x"'s account, right? - That's right.
The barmaster was playing with my smartphone like this...
There's a password, right? He pressed it like this and it got locked.
"Since you're Android, will you be able to open it again in five minutes?" "No", he said.
Once it's locked, it's locked.
- Ehhh!? - What kind of voice is that!?
- It's really heavy! - It's too heavy!
So, even if you take it to a cell phone store and say, "No, it's already locked",
"It's impossible", he said.
When I tried to log in with "x", I made a random address at first.
- It's too early. - It's too early.
- No, it's not. - "Why are you touching my phone without my permission?"
- Because it's there! - That's how you got rid of "x".
- That's right, that's how you got rid of "x". - I put "x" in there.
- With this kind of tension, it's easy. - Yeah, it's easy.
Next up!
Even if you spend a normal day without any plans,
just thinking about where you are in the world
will make you feel special,
so I hope you say thank you to someone somewhere in the world.
- Is this Tetsuya? - It's Tetsuya-like luck.
Still, isn't it too funny?
Because you thought you'd get something in the end, but it wasn't funny?
- I'm getting emotional. - Am I just getting emotional?!
Saying something so serious like this...
- It's a little embarrassing for your friends, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So I'm also a little emotional right now. - "A little"?
- It's true, it's embarrassing. - I'm a little emotional, but what about you?
No, is it me?!
- The way you speak is... - It's me, right?
- Is it me?! - Isn't it Tetsuya?!
Look at me!
- It's me! - Wow!
- What kind of luck is this?! - What happened?!
Look at me and tell me what happened!
- I don't know what happened! - What are you doing?!
I'll spend the night...
Oh!
That's it!
It's Motokano's birthday!
- What?! - What?!
- I'm getting emotional! - What?!
- Motokano's... Motokano's... - I'm telling him happy birthday!
- What?! - What?!
This is so embarrassing!
- Happy birthday to you! - You went, didn't you?
It's after we broke up, but I like you.
- Eh, Ryubi Gento. - I knew it'd be Ryubi Gento.
- Chika. - This is embarrassing.
- Woah! - This is tough!
I'm telling someone somewhere in the world, but only one person can think of it.
Don't use it for soup stocking, everyone in the world!
- This video is tough. - Tough!
- If you noticed this intention and said it... - Of course.
- You'd hide it, wouldn't you? - Yeah, I'd say it.
- Next up... - Here we go!
- Ameka... - No, wait...
- Amebake... - It's different from mugi and yukhoe.
- Tsutena... - I know this one!
- Of course it's that person. - That person.
- Toshi-chan. - It's Toshi!
- It's Tsutena! - Tsutena is like that.
- The length of the dot is like Toshimitsu. - If I did it now, I'd be like, "Huh?"
- I don't know. - Woah!
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- Let's talk about people who aren't here. - Why?!
- I can't dig it up. - I can't dig it up.
- It's like a youngster's tweet. - Oh, what is it?!
- Scary... - "Twilight"...
- Is it me?! - Where is it?!
- I want it! - Is it Fuyohashi?!
- I want it!
- Is it me?! - Huh?!
- Ryo says "Twilight", and you tweet it?! - Is it that?!
- Is it "Dusk"? - Or is it "Twilight"?
- Is it "Twilight"? - "Twilight"?
- Maybe it's "Twilight"? - Is it me?!
- If it's that, it's Ryo! - Oh, so it's me?!
- Ryo, are you checking "Twilight"? - Yeah, I'm curious.
- I'll go with this. - Oh, I see!
- It's "Twilight"! - Oh, it's "Twilight"!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It was Toshimizu who came up with "Twilight". - Toshimizu?
- Toshimizu? I don't know him. - I'm not gonna say it.
- You won't say it. - I won't say it.
- "When I drove back from Tokyo..." - "I always asked, but I got sick and came back."
- "The Shinkansen doesn't mean anything." - Hey, what is it?!
- What?! - What is it?!
- It's me! - It's me!
- When you were driving back from Tokyo... - I have something I want to ask you.
- This is... - It's me! - It's me! - It's me!
- It's me! - It's me! - It's me! - It's me! - It's me! - It's me! - It's me!
- Is it you and the same person from before? - It's...
- It's the same! - What song are you listening to!?
- I'm listening to "Don't Hold Me Tight" by AKB. - Is it okay for us to listen to "Shinkansen" like this?
- We used to listen to it when we said goodbye. - Yeah, yeah.
- When we said goodbye, we'd listen to a song like "Dakishimecha Ikenai"? - Yeah, that song.
- I used to listen to it every time I went back to Tokio or Ogasaki. - Yeah, I remember that.
- I used to listen to it in the car. - Yeah, yeah.
- Sorry, but I'm exhausted. - I'm exhausted too!
- Oh! - Seriously, I feel like I'm going to be hospitalized again.
- Is it the same thing as the virus? - Yeah, it's the same.
- Hurry up and come out! - Scary, scary, scary!
- Oh, what's this? - "Omurobo and Love."
"Omurice" connects two people's hearts.
"Kugaku" means "heaven" in Japanese.
And "koibi" is "cannibalism" and "omurobo" uses human meat and "omurice" makes "koibi."
- "Ichi" means "Texas" and "chain" means "sokan." - What?!
- The meaning is too obscure. - The meaning is too obscure!
- But if it's "cannibalism," it's "Yumemaru." - Me?!
- I think I like "Texas Chain Sokan" quite a bit. - Do you know it?
- I don't know it. - I don't know it.
- Me?! - "Texas Chain Sokan" and "Yumemaru."
- It's "Yumemaru" if it's "cannibalism" that no one understands.
- But "omurobo" and "koibi"... What's "koibi"?
- It really feels like "Yumemaru" to me. - Yeah, it feels like "Yumemaru."
- Scary! - Your Japanese is too bad.
- "Koibi" is "omurobo" and "koibi" is "cannibalism."
- This is really not a "Yumemaru" title.
- It's not a "Yumemaru" video title!
- It's embarrassing!
- Shall we look at "Yumemaru"? - Yes, let's look at it.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I don't remember it at all. - What is this movie I'm in?
- I don't remember it at all. - Why am I tweeting like this?
- It's hot. - I'm sorry, but can you take this out and give it to me?
- It hurts. - Can you give it to me for free?
- I'm a robot and this is a limited video. - It's about 25 minutes.
- It's short. - It's short.
- I'm sorry, I don't have anything to say like Tetsuya. - I can't remember it. I really don't remember it.
- This is the word "carnivalism". - Yes, it is.
- It's a word that comes to mind when you think of beef. - I grew up with beef.
Yumemaru
- This quiz isn't that easy. - That's right.
- Next up is "unpacking". - Next up is "unpacking" by Naito Quiz.
- Don't say "unpacking"! - Let's start with this one.
- I checked out of the hotel and left all of my luggage at home.
- We all checked out of the hotel and went to the academy together and said this one word.
- This is it. - It's true that Ryo's way of introducing this "carnivalism" is interesting.
- It's "venture gold". - Can we go to the academy?
- It's not "carnivalism". - Can we go to the academy?
- It's not "carnivalism" when you think of something.
- It's a word that comes to mind when you think of going to the academy.
- There's a possibility that you saw the result of what you said on the phone.
- I didn't know it until I heard it for the first time.
- We all checked out of the hotel for a moment, but we didn't notice that Shibayu checked out of the hotel for some reason and left all of his luggage at home.
- I thought that only Shibayu would go back to the hotel, but we all checked out of the hotel.
- I didn't say what Shibayu said.
- I said "Shibayu said that one word".
- Lastly, we'll give our impressions.
- We'll stick our arms together and take one off.
- That's right. - That's our impression.
- I don't think it's that long.
- We're done. - Yes.
- Okay, let's start with Himura-san.
- Okay, well...
- "Is he a genius?"
- Why did you make that mistake?
- Thank you. - How about you, Ketsuya-san?
- For me, this is the basic one.
- "He doesn't dare to touch the air there and his hair is disgusting."
- Ah...
- There is a way of removing it.
- Now, Ryo-san, you just said that this is not your tweet, but please answer it.
- "He left his hair behind."
- Oh, touching his hair and touching both sides.
- It's amazing.
- It's a type of harassment.
- It would be nice if you could say this.
- "He left his hair behind." Nice.
- It comes out the most often.
- I see.
- Well, you just came up with a way of thinking for 2024.
- That's right.
- What will happen in 2016?
- If you look at the answer, I think it will be nostalgic.
- Yes.
- Fufufufufufufufufufufu!
- You have a good sense of humor. - I think I'm starting to realize that it's not funny to say bad things about people, and that's probably why I'm like this today.
- That's where I've changed. - That's why you've grown up. - Let's move on.
- I used to do a lot of make-up on Halloween. - I'm thinking of doing make-up and editing at home on Shinkansen after I've done make-up with Sukiya and Kuufi.
- Is this me? - That's right. - It's not make-up. - It's your current make-up. - Yeah. - It's just what I did on Halloween. - Yeah, I wonder what you did.
- That's about 2cm. - I went home on Shinkansen and was in Tokyo. - I think this tweet is totally unrelated to Halloween. - It's totally unrelated. - I see.
- I don't know. - I don't know. - I used to do make-up for people who were depressed in Shibuya. - I see. - I guess you were drinking in Tokyo. - I see. - That's what I think. - You, Yo-san. - Yes.
- I'm serious. I can't move more than two days a week. - I see. - It's almost the same. - It's not funny for everyone to drink together in this era. - I think that's about it.
- I used to do make-up for people who were sleeping all the time. - I see. - That's true. - I was sleeping in a hotel until check-out time and when they told me it was about time, I said, "Excuse me, can you extend it?" - I extended it for about two hours and they said, "Excuse me, it's about time for you to stay up all night," but I was too sleepy and said, "No, I'll stay up all night." - I took another day off and about an hour later, I was like, "Oh, I'm unexpectedly awake." - It happened a lot. - Okay, here's the question. - Here it is.
- It's 10 times! - Wow! - It's not bad. - It's not bad. - But I don't think everyone felt that way. - I don't think anyone did anything. - I'm sure it was too much.
- "This width... What's going on?" - "Who's this? Where am I?"
- This period of 2019 may still be shy. - It may be shy.
- The shooting and recording ended like this. - I'm not sure who I'm meeting.
- I don't know. - It's hard to tell.
- Maybe you had some feelings at the time. - Yeah.
- Like that downfall. - Wow.
- What's the next one? - Okay, Joe.
- Okay, the next one is Tetsuya. - "This width... It's like my parents'.
- Oh... - I've moved suddenly.
- I don't know. - I don't like it when you say that.
- I don't remember saying it and I don't want you to say it. - It's you, right?
- Yes. - It's weird if you don't say it, but it's the same as Toshimitsu's.
- Oh... - "This width... It's all the same!"
- Are you stupid? - Oh...
- "What's going on?" - It's amazing! It's the same everywhere!
- Now... - Yes.
- Well, me too, Toshimitsu. - Oh...
- "This width... It's the same length as my nose!"
- I don't know anymore. - It's all up to you!
- "Just touching the width... It's like Toshimitsu's."
- I don't know this one either. - Okay, Toshimitsu.
- Okay. - Oh, Toshimitsu! "This width... It's the same width as my iPhone!"
- What's that? - I don't know.
- You're stupid, but... - And...
- "If you don't like it, put it down." - I didn't take it!
- It was sitting on the floor and I put it down. - I took it like, "Huh? It's the same!"
- I don't know why I was happy and tweeted it. - I don't know either.
- I said a funny question. - I guess you were happy and tweeted it.
- Next! - Oh! What's that?!
- What is it? - What is it?
- "Just..." - Can I look at it?
- Oh, sorry. I thought it was "just" a funny song and tweeted it.
- Okay! - "I saw something in a Porsche lined up at a traffic light and thought it was someone."
But as soon as I saw it, I waved my hand and thought it was a natural gesture from Motown.
When I looked back, there were 10 seats, 3 girls, and I was the only one who didn't see it.
Ah, this is it!
This was below.
Somehow it was said.
Was it Toshimitsu?
When I tweeted it, after that, I said, 'Toshimitsu, it seems like you hit an old man.'
The members reported it on their own.
I put in a man's voice and said, 'Don't be embarrassed.'
So I think I bought it.
You're overdoing it.
I'm not saying you shouldn't spend one-third of your money.
The next one is...
Suddenly, I think about it.
What should I do?
Do you like music?
Is this 2015?
What is this?
Is there a 2015 version of this?
Well, I don't think there is one now.
Suddenly, I think about it.
It's quite a feature.
No, is it?
Maybe it is.
Well, then, Ryo-san!
Yes, it's Yumemaru.
Suddenly, I think about it.
What should I do?
Well, you're about to say it now.
Well, before the Golden Week holiday,
my mother came up to me.
Huh?
I'm Yumemaru, too.
Your accent is too harsh.
Suddenly, I think about it.
What if a Death Note falls in front of me?
Huh?
It's like a 100.
I'm getting old, but I'm always angry.
Maybe it was an angry period of my life.
I was raging.
It's an old age.
I was raging.
I was angry.
I think about it.
Suddenly, I think about it.
If I'm not losing 100 million yen,
what should I do?
If you ask me that,
I think about it.
The answer is this.
If Toshimitsu-san could be a world hero for only 24 hours,
what would you be thinking?
(Laughing)
I'm worried about you, too.
The problem is that there is a really short class and it is very busy.
Wow, 2000 is a lot of satisfaction.
Oh, it's about that. It's really fast, this.
Why do you say it like this?
I don't remember.
I got it already.
No, I don't remember it at all.
Let's try the same number of letters.
Oh, but this is it for me, too.
Oh, this is it.
It would be amazing if I could do it all the way.
Yeah.
But it's kind of deep, isn't it?
Now!
Yeah, I did it.
Okay!
It's Yumemaru.
Flashing rights goal .. I'm very satisfied.
Oh~~~
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Eh?
It's good.
It's a good line.
OK?
There is something like this!
You say it's a good line, I'm serious!
It's reaches me!
Egiya!
Yes!
Uh, Yumemaru.
First game of my life.
I'm very satisfied.
Oh~~
I'm glad!
By the way, this 2016 year!
Well, eight years ago...
I've never played again.
Ehhh! Really!
Really?
This is it!
(laughs)
Derry Hill's worst tea
(laughs)
Wow!
Sushi Rio, don't do that!
(laughs)
I'll say it.
Tea!
(laughs)
It's my first Deriheru.
When I went to Anaru-style Deriheru and I was very happy,
(laughs)
Satisfaction. (laughs)
But I thought I had no choice but to say this. (laughs)
No, it's amazing! (laughs)
Deriheru! (laughs)
There was a deri that would play with Anaru. (laughs)
It's crazy to summarize it with Anaru. (laughs)
I was dating at the time, so maybe... (laughs)
(laughs)
I think it's when you're dating. (laughs)
But it's out. (laughs)
(laughs)
I'm not trying to deceive you. (laughs)
I'm almost correct! (laughs)
That's right. (laughs)
No, it's correct! (laughs)
That's... (laughs)
I've stopped saying things I can't tell you now. (laughs)
No, let's do something like this. (laughs)
Yeah. (laughs)
I want you to do it. (laughs)
Maybe it's a little funny. (laughs)
No, it's funny, it's funny! (laughs)
What happened? (laughs)
I remember it vividly in my memory. (laughs)
I'm happy. (laughs)
No, you should leave it. (laughs)
It's like that emotion at the time. (laughs)
Yeah. (laughs)
Well, it's been happening recently. (laughs)
If you say I'm the best at it now...
Would you like to say it? (laughs)
(laughs)
Let's do it! (laughs)
I'm scared. (laughs)
I'm nervous. (laughs)
(laughs)
First of all... (laughs)
Let's do it like this again from now on. (laughs)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughs)
It's a one-sided face, this. (laughs)
What should I do? (laughs)
If it's on the internet news, it's like this... (laughs)
I don't like it. (laughs)
(laughs)
What is it? (laughs)
What's wrong with you? (laughs)
But I'm not satisfied with it. (laughs)
What is it? (laughs)
What? Oh my God!
It's too one-sided. Oh my God!
But you know...
Ho! Fuho!
Fuho! Fuho!
You're angry, Tegu! (laughs)
(laughs)
If you make a mistake in "behind-the-scenes" or something like that...
I'm afraid you'll crush that unlawful impression. (laughs)
I've been doing unlawful things for a long time. (laughs)
(laughs)
Everyone's surprised by it, you know? (laughs)
Yeah...
By the way, on March 18, 2018...
I posted "Anale's poem". (laughs)
(laughs)
Wow! That's a good poem! (laughs)
There will be another "Anale" in 2016. (laughs)
Anyway, "Anale's poem" will be counted, so you can retrieve it for free. (laughs)
Good!
It's definitely lined up! (laughs)
What is it?
No, it's good!
I love anal!
I love it!
It's definitely love and peace!
So, I looked back at everyone's Twitter, but it turned out to be "what you really want".
It's interesting, it's too high of a thought.
Is there anything you rely too much on the video?
It's not possible to say meaningless things with just those words and leave them around.
That's right, that's right.
Especially Ryo-san and Mushimegane-san.
I didn't know at all!
It's not like I'm embarrassed to tell you myself, but I really didn't know anything!
No, it's not good.
I reflected that it wasn't good.
You have to leave a bridge.
That's right.
Let's do it again in ten years!
Yes!
Goodbye!